Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Review Of EP By Candybar Planet



From the 1990s onward, there seems to be this particular scenario, which plays itself out all across America time and again, that goes something like this: there is a group of people at a party, either in their 30s or their 40s, lamenting what they feel is the sad state of current music. After discussing the situation for a time, they resign themselves to the fact that the modern iterations of Rock that they hear will never rival what they enjoyed from the days of yore, and, as a result, their attempts at making merry at this party go as flat as a stale beer.

Sadly, these fans are unduly crestfallen for just a cursory search on the internet would reveal an amazing slough of bands of recent vintage more than able to supply new anthems for those, who yearn for the Rock of the AOR Era. One such band is the Dutch group Candybar Planet.

Though only a mere five-song EP, the quality of Candybar Planet's music does not disappoint, especially if one needs a soundtrack for one's partying. This is evident on the first track Five, which has all the heaviness but none of the gloominess of its “Stoner Rock” peers. This would be a perfect song to have in the background during pagan frenzies of beer-guzzling and rabid twerking.

Then there is the neurotic energy of Billy (I'm Gonna Get That Woman). Like Kyuss before it, Candybar Planet knows how to write a propulsive riff without resorting to a flurry of palm-muted sixty-fourth notes. This would be a good song to play in the background at a party, where they are trying to combine the limbo with moshing.

The third track WFO gives one what sounds like an Areosmith riff supercharged on Walter White's meth. A real barn-burner, this would definitely enliven any lifeless party, prompting twerking so violent, it may cause one's body to fly apart in several different directions.

Exposed starts off with shimmering psychedelic chords and then launches into a massively heavy shuffle. Obviously influenced by Desert Rock, the band's riffs, though massive, are sugary enough to give one diabetes, and it is precisely this merger of heaviness and melody that should have made this band huge.

The final track Sun Screamer has the honor of being the heaviest song on the EP, its cyclopean riff making one's ears feel like they were just pimp-slapped by the fluke of Moby Dick.

In sum, the EP by Candybar Planet is more damning evidence that Rock is neither dear nor in need of saving. It DOES, however, need support, and supporting Candybar Planet is as good a place to start as any.

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Review Of "Blind Dog Rides Again" By Blind Dog



In the early 90s, as the Seattle “Grunge” scene was ascendant, there was another band emerging out of Bakersfield California, which was going in parallel lines. Like its peers 1,500 miles to the North, its sound combined heaviness with melody. The band in question was named Kyuss, and the melodic yet heavy sound it crafted came to be known as “Desert Rock.”

Though Kyuss never achieved more than cult status in the United States, the seeds of its influence found fertile soil in Scandinavia, where many a band was spawned in its wake, one of which was the mighty Blind Dog.

On its record, Blind Dog Rides Again, the band lets loose with a tour de force of melodic yet heavy riffs, which can be heard on the initial track Don't Ask Me Where I Stand. A song about being caught in the No Man's Land of the Culture Wars, it features a behemoth, single-note riff, which would put the riffing of most Nu-Metal bands to shame.

Like a truck-driver, jacked-up on Walter White's meth, barreling down the highway at 100 MPH in an eighteen-wheeler, the song Iron Cage kicks it up a notch and goes into manic overdrive. Fans of Queens Of The Stone Age should find this tune quite the delightful ride.

Slightly more smoky and atmospheric than the first two songs, Let It Go features great bass-work on the part of Tobias Nilsson. Nilsson, who also sings lead vocals, does a masterful job on the track of showing the softer side of his voice. This would have been a great song to play on an episode of The X-Files during one of Mulder's pensive moments.

Picking up where the first two tracks left off, Would I Make You Believe continues the onslaught of heaviness. Like a monster smashing its way out of a building, pummeling riffs set to a relentless groove careen this way and that. This track, like so many on this album, is damning evidence that the assertion “Rock is dead” is 100% wrong.

The next track (and this reviewer's favorite) is the song Follow The Fools. Reverting to his sprightlier, mellower vocal style, the tune Nilsson sings to is a Jethro Tull-like gem. This is one thing that amazes me about Blind Dog and many of its Post Commercial peers (Animalcule, The Want, Witchcraft etc.): how they all are able to play songs influenced by the AOR Era with such an authentic feel.

The sixth track Back Off has a swinging triplet-feel reminiscent of songs like Hole In The Sky by Black Sabbath. Especially impressive is the band's use of electric-piano, drenched in tremolo, to create a dreamy atmosphere for the second part of the song.

The next track Fading Memories shows what bands like Blind Dog do best: laying down incisive, infectious grooves and riffs. One would think, after sixty years of Rock, all the great riffs would have been played already; yet Blind Dog, like so many of its peers in the Post Commercial Era, prove that notion wrong time and again. Especially delightful is the second part of the song with its Sabbath-like, double-time riff.
The eight track is the savage boogie Unsellable. Those, who like the Groove Metal of Pantera would be well to check this song out.

Next comes There Must Be Better Ways Of Losing Your Mind. Something of a climax to the album, the riffs are just as dramatic as the existential pain the lyrics deal with.

Lastly, as a sort of epilogue, comes the track Be The Same. A song about how we are all eventually ground down by conformity, its subdued better-sweet feel makes it the perfect soundtrack for Blind Dog to ride off in the sunset.

I started this blog to rescue great records like this from being consumed by the fires of obscurity. The Rock public can go one step further by putting out those fires altogether.

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Review Of First Release By Zebulon Pike



As a guitarist myself, I know that one of the questions a guitarist spends a great deal of time pondering is how to effect the alchemy of fusing together everything one likes into one seamless style. Obviously, the more disparate one's influences are, the more challenging it can be. The fact is, being eclectic in one's tastes and being open to “experimentation” does not automatically vouchsafe that a great artist one will be. After all, experiments can fail, and the lab blows up!

Like Zebulon Pike, I have always had an equally abiding interest in both heavy bands like Black Sabbath as well as “Art Rock” bands like King Crimson, and so, naturally, when I heard the band's first release, the elegant way it fused these two styles tickled my fancy.

In addition to this lovely synthesis, which I mentioned, Zebulon Pike is also the undisputed master of the lyrically heavy riff, which I am so enamored of, and, on its first release, the band gets down to business doing both. Thus on the initial track, The White Light Of Black Star, one has one of the best lyrically heavy riffs I have ever heard during the first part of the song and an equally adroit execution of King Crimsonesque ideas on the second.

The next track, humorously entitled Umlaut Overload, is a spiraling staircase of riffs in odd meters. A lovely interlarding of textures with heaviness, it is the kind of track fans of classic Rush have been yearning to hear for years.

Then, there is my favorite track (Behold) The Wizard's Fountain. Like the first track, it contains one of the best lyrically heavy riffs I have ever heard. It is the kind of thing that makes one imagine the climax to an epic fantasy novel. Especially noteworthy is the second part of the song, when it kicks into high gear; the riff still manages to be lyrical while being propulsive at the same time. This is no mean feat to accomplish.

The exhibition of both the band's deft arranging skills and its knowledge of music continues with the track Under Capricorn. Here one has another beautiful, arpeggiated guitar-figure with blue-notes thrown in, reminiscent of You Know, You Know by Mahavishnu Orchestra, except, in this instance, heavy riffs come crashing in from time to time.

As if Tony Levin and Adrian Belew sat in with Black Sabbath, Pillars Of Hercules continues the same mishmash of the heavy with the textural. However, unlike many bands, who seek to merge heaviness with intricacy, Zebulon Pike plays a piece that maintains cohesion throughout rather than sounding like it was playing a bunch of riffs randomly thrown together.

At the end of the day, people, who appreciate this kind of music, need to stop doing the intelectually dishonest thing of saying great music like this is not being made anymore. Rather, they need to get out and support bands like Zebulon Pike.

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Review Of Self-Titled Album By The Golden Pig Electric Blues Band



One of the themes, which I shall be visiting from time to time on this blog, is the erroneous notion, held amongst many Rock aficionados, that 1994 was some kind of a moratorium on Rock music. These misguided people believe that the bands that came out of Seattle represented the last of their kind and that stirring Rock music would never be made again. It is precisely to combat this kind of thinking that I created this blog; so that I could disabuse people of this idea by showing them all the amazing newer bands, which have been out and about.

The fact is, out of the ashes of the Seattle scene sprouted the seeds of many a great group: one of which was The Golden Pig Electric Blues Band. Sadly, this and sundry other groups were never able to come to full-flower not because the talent was not there, but because the Rock music community failed to be the sage gardener it needed to be in order for them to develop.

Yes, as brutal a truth as it is to accept, a seed cannot flourish very well in the wrong soil, no matter how healthy the seed may be, and so The Golden Pig Electric Blues Band were only able to put forth a mere two albums in a climate bereft of support. The good news, however, is that they were great albums!

Concerning myself with its self-titled release in this review, it is an album that packs just as massive a punch as its Seattle peers from earlier times. One can hear this straightway in the song Born Again, which is like a massive pendulum of sound, swinging back and forth and smashing everything in its wake. Also, like its Canadian peer Sea Of Green, The Golden Pig Electric Blues Band combines heavy-riffs with a Bohemian, hippie-like vibe, which, for me at least, is a felicitous change from the forlorn qualities of straight Grunge.

Next comes the song Vol. IV. An allusion to the Black Sabbath album of the same name, it is a song about giving oneself over to inner-wisdom and enlightenment. At first blush, the crushingly heavy-riffs of this track would seem to clash with such a theme, but, considering that Black Sabbath explored many of the same themes in its own lyrics, one sees that they compliment each other quite nicely.

The tasty riffs in Some Violet showcase something that is a forte amongst many a “Stoner Rock” guitarist: that being what I call the “lyrically heavy riff.” In my mind there are two kinds of heavy-riffs.

The lyrically heavy kind is one that is expressive and paints a picture just as vivid as what the song's lyrics are deputed to do. The second kind of riff, what I call “the propulsively heavy riff,” is much more rhythmic and groove-oriented. Over the years, as tempos have increased, the propulsively heavy riff has gained dominance, making the crafting of lyrically heavy riffs something of a lost art. Fortunately, the guitarist of The Golden Pig Electric Blues Band is able to do such riffs with great aplomb.

The lyrically heavy riffage continues in the song Old Man Of The Woods (this reviewer's favorite). Hearing the riff's lumbering gait, one can see clearly in the Mind's Eye a gnarled, troll-like man wending his way through the weald. The song is even replete with a ghostly harmonica solo! Using its Black Sabbath influence to its best advantage, the bands sees fit to give the second part of the song a bouncier, more upbeat feel: a technique Sabbath would use enliven its own songs with from time to time.

Too smoldering and intense in the subdued parts to be considered a power-ballad, Lightyears is a song about seeking escape through oblivion. Featuring organ-figures, which float through the air like musical smoke, this would be an excellent song to listen to in a room festooned with psychedelic posters while on one's favorite entheogen.

Channeling the happier side of the Black Sabbath aesthetic comes the joyous Freedog. Ironically, though by trade a heavy band, this track and many others by this group have a far more celebratory, flower-power vibe than most of the pseudo-hippies did on the H.O.R.D.E. Tour back in the 90s.

Like fellow Northwest band Y.O.B., The Golden Pig Electric Blues Band can use heavy music to send one out into the vastness of the cosmos, as the band does in the song Mizz Marvel. About a woman blessed (or cursed) with super-powers, who saves mankind, the song weaves a web of lyrically heavy riffs to help convey the story, conjuring images of colliding planets and comic-book heroines vaulting off into space to battle the forces of evil.

Not to be outdone by Our Lady Peace, The Golden Pig Electric Blues Band released its own cover of Tomorrow Never Knows by The Beatles. Not surprisingly, the band does a good job of recasting it as a heavy song.

Lastly, is a live version of the song Prophecy Of Doom. Starting out with a sultry, Jazz feel, it quickly assumes a heavier posture. Especially noteworthy is Joe's meditative guitar-solo, which does what a guitar-solo does at its best: to cause the listener to lose oneself in the atmosphere.

So, for those Classic-Rock fans ever complaining there are no modern iterations of the epic jams of yore, you have no reason to complain because albums like this and many others exist.

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Review Of "Tears For The Wicked" By Hell 'N Diesel



Nostalgia. Even though it is not a craving for a physical thing, the hankering for the felicitous moments of the past is as powerful as the drives to survive, eat, and procreate. Just about everyone experiences nostalgia for something at some point, and this is understandable. After all, life is transitory, and everyone will eventually lose something of value they can never have again. Ultimately, though nostalgia is understandable, it is debilitating because, if one focuses only on the great moments of the past, the great moments that can be had in the present completely escape one's attention.

When it comes to engaging in nostalgia as a music fan, I am, hands downs, the world's worst offender. As an adolescent, I worshiped at nostalgia's feet. For me the AOR Era was the greatest era in Rock. I believed that there must have been something magical in the air back then; something that does not exist today. Furthermore, I believed not only were the Rock musicians of the AOR Era the greatest musicians, but that they were the ONLY musicians that could ever play epic Rock with the correct feel.

Fortunately, as I grew older, I grew out of such quaint beliefs. The problem is many Rock fans, who listen to the same kind of music I do, have not. For them, good music no longer exists until one of these classic bands reunites for a tour. This is nostalgia at its most pathological and toxic for this kind of thinking has meant Rock fans have ignored many amazing bands, who are new, thus robbing themselves as well as these bands of realizing equally sublime musical moments in the present.

The sad fact is, so many bands of the Post Commercial Era have suffered because of nostalgia, which is why I started my blog; so that I, in my own small way, can help change that.

Thus, when I think of the mania, on the part of Rock fans, for a reunion of the classic Guns 'N Roses lineup, I cannot help but to think of the group Hell 'N Diesel, a Post Commercial group that could easily have been more than a satisfying analog to Guns 'N Roses for many of these fans. Sadly, because of the cloying nostalgia in Rock, a band such as Hell 'N Diesel was doomed to tormented obscurity. Now, mind you, I love Guns 'N Roses just as much as the next Rock fan, and I am, in no way, putting the band down. All I am saying is: why cannot Rock fans have both? Why not rock out to Hell 'N Diesel, while waiting for the next Guns 'N Roses tour?

Obviously, since I seek to bring to light bands, who deserve more recognition, a review of Hell N' Diesel's EP Tears For The Wicked is in order. Though consisting of only three songs, this release packs a massive wallop. Straightway, one is plowed over by the title track. Making one feel like the Red Sea after being parted by Moses, hard-charging riffs come barreling through like a herd of rhinoceri. What is especially impressive about Hell 'N Diesel, like many bands of the Post Commercial Era, is its use of economy. Tears For The Wicked is not only a great track because it has great riffs, but also because of the band's pacing for, even though its members were very young, the group showed very deft arranging skills on this track, making the music on the verses slightly more subdued, so that, when the chorus kicks in, the song is even more powerful.

Continuing the sonic stampede is the next track Rebel, whose frenzied riff comes clawing toward one like Orcs trying to scale the walls of Helm's Deep. Imagine a Guns 'N Roses with twice the intensity, where Slash, Izzy, and Duff tune down five half-steps to B for extra heaviness; that is what Hell 'N Diesel is.

Rounding out the EP is the track Speed Devil. With its simple yet massive Frankenstein-monster of a riff lurching forward, the band shows yet again how judicious it is in its note selection, choosing only the choicest notes for only the most devastating tracks. Naturally, most music critics, being the dolts that they are, have completely ignored a band like Hell 'N Diesel in favor of the so-called “Rock revivalists.” What a shame another great band is flippantly overlooked in favor of sub-par groups, who are little more than also-rans.

And so, in closing, if you like Rock; I mean, if you really like Rock, you owe it to what is left of your hearing to check out this amazing band.

Now keep calm and buy vinyl.

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Review Of "Secret Alphabets" By Greenleaf



In hindsight, it was to prove sadly fitting that Greenleaf entitled its album Secret Alphabets because, even though the musical language it used to write the record was a beautiful one, it was a language few seemed to understand, as it was yet another great Post Commercial album that was, by and large, ignored.

The fusion of two stalwarts of the “Stoner Rock” scene: Dozer and Demon Cleaner, the band is considered by some to be a mere “side project,” but to think so would be remiss for the music, which Greenleaf has tendered the public over the years, is every bit as powerful, as the bands whence its members came. This can be heard in abundance on the album's second track 10,000 Years Of Revolution. The main guitar-figure, with its slashing barre-chords punctuated by a massively heavy end-tag, lays to waste all the so-called “Rock revivalists.” Here too ones sees that, like many guitarists in the “Stoner Rock” genre, Tommi Holappa and Daniel Jansson know how to do guitar-tones right, as their tones are warm and thick, a far cry from the brittle, shrill, scooped mid-range sound, which is so in vogue amongst so many modern, Heavy-Rock guitarists.

Like the sonic equivalent of riding with Rob Zombie in his Dragula on a mountain road with hairpin turns, Witchcraft Tonight is a twisting, turning, rollicking rave-up, making dark fun for the whole family. Of special note is Bengt Bäckes' bass-tapestries, which he weaves towards the end of the song.

Starting off with a very catchy Bengt Bäcke bass-line, which is doubled on guitar, Never Right showcases Fredrik Nordin's versatility on vocals, as his voice takes on a Paul Stanley quality. Always able to sing in a high and clear manner in Dozer, it is even more impressive he is able to make himself sound like another singer entirely.

Showing its haunting, psychedelic side, the band's track The Combination features spectral guitar-figures drenched in eerie reverb and heavy phasing. Together with an equally haunting vocal-melody on the part of Nordin, this would be a perfect fit to a disturbing, atmospheric horror-film.

The album's sixth track The Spectre, is a lively poltergeist of an instrumental that seems to bounce off the walls. Like Black Sabbath did in Rat Salad, Greenleaf deftly melds Jazz and Heavy-Rock as Holappa and Jansson throw complex Jazz-chord underneath their tasty phase-drenched soloing.

The seventh track (and this reviewer's favorite) is the funereal Viking-dirge One More Year. Drawing on their Nordic roots no doubt, the band abetts a slow, solemn Sabbathy riff with Norse chanting, making for a devastating combination of the atmospheric with the heavy.

Combining Heavy-Rock with the feel of a military march, is Black Black Magic. A triumphal song of self-determination, the track finds Nordin reverting to his Paul Stanley vocal-style once more.

With its eerie, droning guitar-riff, which falls somewhere between an Indian raga and Iommi's more meditative, heavy riffs, Masterplan features an achingly wistful vocal-hook from Nordin. The members of Greenleaf make it seem so easy despite the fact that merging a great guitar-riff with a great vocal-hook is no mean feat.

Lastly, is the song No Time Like Right Now! A song about being resigned to the fact that one must press on, this is a track, which features something that is virtually non-existent in Rock: a lyrically heavy riff played at a slow tempo. So many heavy guitarists have become so dependent on palm-muting open-strings and playing them as fast as they can that they have forgotten the riff-making approach, which Greenleaf clearly remebers.

All in all, Secret Alphabets is another superbly crafted album, which has been carelessly tossed into the Memory Hole by the cluelessness of most Rock fans. Let us try to reverse that in our own small way.

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Monday, January 16, 2017

Review Of "Northern Lights" By Sea Of Green



There is an old maxim, which goes, “The darkest hour is just before the dawn.” Apparently, when the first rays of Northern Lights began to poke their heads above the horizon, most Rock fans must have been running west looking for a sunrise.

The six-song EP from the Canadian band Sea Of Green, Northern Lights was one of those early landmark albums of the Post Commercial Era. Unfortunately, as with the recordings of many of its peers (Animalcule, The Darkness, The Want, Witchcraft etc.), it was a criminally underrated work that escaped the attention of the oblivious Rock-world at large.

One cannot stress enough what a shame it was that Sea Of Green's music was not embraced by the Rock-community en masse because, like those aforementioned peers, its music was like a superfood containing all the nutrients in excelsis, which the music scene was (and still is) gravely wanting in.

Pulling no punches, Northern Lights begins straightway with the track Move The Mountains. Like a bulldozer festooned with flowers, it is massive, hulking slab of Heavy Rock melded with a laid-back hippie sensibility. As with many of its Canadian brethren (Rush, Triumph, Puddy, Tricky Woo, Sheavy),

Sea Of Green understands that pensiveness and heaviness can be fused seamlessly without one detracting from the other.

Next comes the song Look To The Sky. With its gargantuan, wah-drenched riff, it is a song about either the aftermath of an alien encounter or spiritual enlightenment, depending on one's interpretation. Especially with its spacey middle-section, this would have been a great song to be featured in an episode of The X-Files. One can just see Mulder running through the forest, while this track is playing in the background.

Continuing on with spiritual themes, If You Want My Soul is another pensive yet heavy number, which shows the band's mastery of the call-and-response blues structure. Like the scenery one passes to and from work everyday, Rock has so much commerce with the Blues, that is has often lost sight of the stylistic conventions the Blues is composed of. The fact that this tune has an antiphonal form shows that Sea Of Green, like many Post Commercial bands (Ryan Kickland's Animalcule comes to mind), has deeper roots and a greater sense of music history that have bands of earlier eras.

I suppose I should digress at this point and specifically discuss the talents of Travis Cardinal, the band's guitarist/singer. Like a strong cup of coffee, Cardinal's guitar-tone is warm, fat, and rich. In addition, his signing is high and clear with absolutely no yarlling, rapping, or guttural Death-Metal stylings, making his voice a sound for sore ears indeed.

Ever relentless in its musical assault, the record next gives one Time And Space. Here gain, Travis uses the wah-pedal to devastating effect on the main riff, which mercilessly creeps toward one like a sonic serpent of sound.

If its heavy songs have a pensive, spiritual bent, one can be assured the band's ballad will be absolutely ethereal. Called Change With Me, the song features soaring guitar melodies atop Cardinal's lissome arpeggios. Listening to it makes one imagine sitting in a sylvan setting, such as what is on the album's cover, staring at the Aurora Borealis and beyond.

Lastly, one has the song In The Sun. A heavy track, this time with a swinging, eight-note feel, it is a celebratory song about the exhilaration of spiritual freedom. This would be a great soundtrack to a bunch of blissed-out guys walking around Oak Island on a warm summer day, soaking up both the scenery and lore of buried treasure.

And so, in closing, I would urge everyone to buy this record wherever one can find it. Listen to it at home, in the car, at work, at your wedding, or on vacation. Slip it to the DJ playing at your daughter's homecoming or prom. The world will be a better place as a result.

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